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Random Quote I Wish I Thought Of Starring Andy Warhol “They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.” Zoom

Random Quote I Wish I Thought Of Starring Andy Warhol

“They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.”


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Random Thought Of The Day Brought To You By Catherine Kieu The Penis Cutter I was just thinking how every guy is hating on Catherine Kieu for cutting off her ex husbands penis. Sounds very horrible but for real, It’s a true blessing from god. Think of all the trouble you penis has gotten you in. Think of the situations your penis has left you in. Think of all the times you thought with your penis and not your head. Think of all the money you’ve spent on a girl because of your penis and gotten nothing from it, Think of the power a vagina has over you because of your penis. I dont think she torture the guy……she release him from a man’s private hell. Shes a angel. Shes a nun. Shes Catherine Kieu…….A hero!

Random Thought Of The Day Brought To You By Catherine Kieu The Penis Cutter

I was just thinking how every guy is hating on Catherine Kieu for cutting off her ex husbands penis. Sounds very horrible but for real, It’s a true blessing from god. Think of all the trouble you penis has gotten you in. Think of the situations your penis has left you in. Think of all the times you thought with your penis and not your head. Think of all the money you’ve spent on a girl because of your penis and gotten nothing from it, Think of the power a vagina has over you because of your penis. I dont think she torture the guy……she release him from a man’s private hell. Shes a angel. Shes a nun. Shes Catherine Kieu…….A hero!


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Random Curb Moment Larry: No, no, ‘cause she’s always told ‘the customer is right,’ and in fact, the customer is usually a moron and an asshole Zoom

Random Curb Moment

Larry: No, no, ‘cause she’s always told ‘the customer is right,’ and in fact, the customer is usually a moron and an asshole


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Have we really become so unsexy as a society that you don’t even get to touch somebody for it to count as an affair? Here are the things Anthony Weiner didn’t do. He didn’t rape a hotel maid or a 13-year-old girl. He didn’t knock up a staffer while his wife was terminally ill with cancer, then misappropriate campaign funds to cover it up. He didn’t serve his sick wife divorce papers while cavorting with yet another staffer. He didn’t leave the maimed woman who cared for him after his release from a Vietnamese POW camp for a 25-year-old brewing heiress. He didn’t (with all respect) get his peepee sucked in the Oval Office by an intern. He didn’t rail against the evils of homosexuality while soliciting the services of a male meth-head prostitute (if you don’t remember exactly which one that was, it’s because there are too many to name). And he didn’t coerce his humiliated wife to stand next to him during a debasing press conference, which, as far as I’m concerned, almost makes him a feminist fucking hero.

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(Source: stfuconservatives)

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Random MindFart?????????? I wonder if Optimus Prime was into nipple play would a Girl transformer have to suck on his wiper blades.Hmmmmmm #justsaying

Random MindFart??????????

I wonder if Optimus Prime was into nipple play would a Girl transformer have to suck on his wiper blades.Hmmmmmm #justsaying


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Random ‘What Kanye Was Really Wanting To Say Was”…… Beyonce video really fucking suck and im only really up here cuz your white……and im not :-( just saying Zoom

Random ‘What Kanye Was Really Wanting To Say Was”……

Beyonce video really fucking suck and im only really up here cuz your white……and im not :-( just saying


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Random “Things I wish Taylor Swift Would Say Out Loud But Never Will” I’ll be larger then that nigga Steven Seagal I’ll be a big-ass-movie-star, shit. Zoom

Random “Things I wish Taylor Swift Would Say Out Loud But Never Will”

I’ll be larger then that nigga Steven Seagal I’ll be a big-ass-movie-star, shit.


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Random Whats On Your Mind Featuring……. Hannibal Lecter “Mmm, mmm-mm, mm-mmmm-mm-mmm-m-mm-mmm-mmm, mm-mm-mm, mm-mmmmm-mmm-m-mmm!”

Random Whats On Your Mind Featuring…….

Hannibal Lecter

“Mmm, mmm-mm, mm-mmmm-mm-mmm-m-mm-mmm-mmm, mm-mm-mm, mm-mmmmm-mmm-m-mmm!”


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Random Thought Of the Moment Brought To Us By Argyle The Limo Driver: “Never wait in a back of a limo in a parking garage for a white cop from ny on xmas eve cuz while shit is popping up stairs you anit getting tip shit for your time: just saying

Random Thought Of the Moment Brought To Us By Argyle The Limo Driver:

“Never wait in a back of a limo in a parking garage for a white cop from ny on xmas eve cuz while shit is popping up stairs you anit getting tip shit for your time: just saying


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Random Im A Geek And Loving It Moment I love this Mega man Pic!!!!! Zoom

Random Im A Geek And Loving It Moment

I love this Mega man Pic!!!!!


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Random Thought Of the Moment Brought To Us By Detective Fin Tutuola… “Eat Veggies KiDS!!!!! or you might end up in a dumpster like that crack whore we found last night with her throat cut YA HEAR!!!!!”

Random Thought Of the Moment Brought To Us By Detective Fin Tutuola…

“Eat Veggies KiDS!!!!! or you might end up in a dumpster like that crack whore we found last night with her throat cut YA HEAR!!!!!”


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Random “Whats Making My Hearing Go Right Now” Blasting Kreayshawn “Gucci Gucci” and her Mixtapes well cleaning my room. Amazing Zoom

Random “Whats Making My Hearing Go Right Now”

Blasting Kreayshawn “Gucci Gucci” and her Mixtapes well cleaning my room. Amazing


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Random Randy Quaid AkA Russell Casse Tip Of The Day….. “Adopt A Pet You Alien Assholes” “HELLO BOYS! I’M BAAAACK!”

Random Randy Quaid AkA Russell Casse Tip Of The Day…..

“Adopt A Pet You Alien Assholes”

“HELLO BOYS! I’M BAAAACK!”


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Random WTF Outburst………………….Ready GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish Kenny Powers was my dad. Just Saying

“Its time I accept the fact that the glory days of my life are now behind me. Just like Neil Armstrong, I went to space and now I’m back, and nobody gives a shit.”



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Random Nerd/Geek Thought Of The Moment Cant Wait For MW3. Looks promising after all the shake ups at Infinity ward. PSIn a previous post I defamed a dear friend of mine and i want to take this time to say………………..Im sorry……….That you suck at COD and when 3 comes out i will destroy you once more. Opps Almost forgot……. your part about how awesome you are which i cant deny you are but…………you suck at COD. Laters Zoom

Random Nerd/Geek Thought Of The Moment

Cant Wait For MW3. Looks promising after all the shake ups at Infinity ward.

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In a previous post I defamed a dear friend of mine and i want to take this time to say………………..Im sorry……….That you suck at COD and when 3 comes out i will destroy you once more. Opps Almost forgot……. your part about how awesome you are which i cant deny you are but…………you suck at COD. Laters


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